The voyages
Preamble
Introduction to bulletins
German canals
Holland to Ardfern
The great Irish debacle
T&B's boat tour of the h......s
Scotland 2 - more sphincter tightening
Sweden and Norway
Introduction
Bulletin one - Preamble
Bulletin two - Preparations
Bulletin three - Encounter with Planet Ulster
Bulletin four - Republic of Ireland
Bulletin five - It's going Pear-Shaped!
Bulletin six - Denouement: Totally buggered
Post Script